Sunday, February 14, 2010

Ghost in the Shell (Movie)

Name: Ghost in the Shell
Type: Movie
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 83 min
Directed By Oshii Mamoru
Produced By Bandai Visual and Production I.G.
Year Produced: 1995

In the not-so-distant future (now, at least, the story is set in 2029), computers have taken over, but in a much nicer way than the Terminator.  These computers ask you if you want fries with your Happy Meal.
Yep, cyborgs.  Actually, there is a whole spectrum of body and being types, with just one of the many exciting options being cyborg.  There's also "Prosthetic", "Android", and "Human" (but only if you don't have any money).

With the turn of this new technological age, there comes a whole new set of problems.  Malfunctioning robots, cooperate and cyber terrorism up the wazoo, and also... robots becoming self-aware.

Major Motoko Kusanagi, the Ocular-Implanted Batou, and the rookie human Togusa now roam the mean-streets of Hong Kong, looking for the scum of the net.  But something much more... weird is going on.

A super-hacker by the name of "Puppet Master" is hacking into people's cyber-brains and controlling them (mind control is just around the corner, people, get ready!).
So now it's up to our plucky band of new-age, near-indestructible heroes to find and stop him, even if Motoko has to get naked and wheel-kick some sleazy criminal, that's a sacrifice that I am willing to make for anime.

All in all, this was a very smooth anime, as expected of a classic.  It got all around good marks from both me and the public.

The character development was well rounded and presented in a good time frame.  I'm not sure what else to say other than that it was interesting enough to me to keep me watching, and not in that way where you just go "God, I wonder what kind of idiotic mistake he's going to make next".

Even though I find the whole "Who am I" question very "Ugh, headache", I was still mesmerized by the idea of self-awareness, especially when it's not done in the classic Terminator way (i.e. become self-aware, then launch nukes at humans).
I'm not sure why anyone or anything would want to be more human because we're the dumbest creatures on earth.  Self-awareness has given us wars, racism, and fruitcake!  I'll stop right there to avoid having to have an argument with myself about all of the benefits of self-awareness, so just forget about all of the good things in your life like medicine, television, and chocolate.

Other than that, the plot kept a good pace, and it had action and nudity, that's all I need in a movie.

The artwork was good very good all the way through.  Actually, where I determine the quality of the artwork and general animation is during action sequences, or at least the sequences where there is the most movement, and since this movie had plenty of those, it gave me good time to check it out.
It wasn't all jerky and glitchy, and it kept a good pace/frame rate.

The cool thing about the movie that I noticed was that almost the entire thing took place at night.  It lent a kind of heavy tone to the whole thing, all dark and stuff.  I also noticed that, since it was at night, most of what you could see was lights out of windows and such.  Gave it another tone of isolation and technological dependence or independence depending on how you look at it, a kind of reliance on the net.  I'd say it was sad, but then I'd have to go outside and... (shudder) enjoy nature.

Again, the voice acting was very good on both sides (Japanese and English).  When I watched the movie, I remember finding Motoko's voice (Mimi Woods) really awesome, but for some reason, after watching the anime, she kind of sounds weird now, but still good.
I thought that you were supposed to stick with your first impression.  Maybe quantity wins out over first impressions in this case.

The music wasn't to my taste, and unless you're into the soundtrack to The Omen or any other score involving choirs of children wailing in an extremely depressing and... screechy way, you probably won't be much into it either.  But it was interesting.

All in all, this really is a classic.  5 out of 5, A+, whatever.  I'm not sure what else to say, watch it.

Seeing as this is an anime that is know to pretty much the entire world (there's a freaking Italian dub of it, damn), you should watch it even if you're not into anime or robots or whatever.  You'll learn something, I guarantee it.

When it comes to adaptations, they usually suck, but even so, you should probably consider watching at least the first season of the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex anime, and you should defiantly read as much of the manga as your mind can stand.
I'm not aware or any other anime that contains both the same content and style, so you're out of luck, so just keep yourself occupied with the 2 other movies, the 2 anime series, and the 3 manga books until I get around to discovering something like it.

I haven't watched Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, but I keep hearing bad things about it, so you should either steer clear of it, or if you're going to watch it, keep your mind open and it might not be that bad.  I'll watch it as soon as I have the time... right after Naruto.

The Ghost in the Shell movie covers the main story in the Ghost in the Shell manga by the talented Masamune Shirow.
Personally, I liked the manga better for the art style, the presence of actual humor, and the more vibrant color, but I have to admit that the movie delivered the existential message in a more easily understandable way.

Download links... download links... don't have any.  Actually, I'm watching a copy that I (no WAY!) bought online.  The best that I can do is tell you is to check at MiniTheatre.
If you want to get the English dub as well, then check under the Dual Audio tab.

Coming up next!

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex 1st Gig!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Hello and Welcome!

Hello, World!
... Okay, hello to the three people who are reading this. Hello.

This is a blog about... home theater shopping prices! Hah! Did I get you? I hope so, because if I didn't, then I just wasted this precious amount of space on a lame joke. If I did... then it's still a waste.

Either way, this is actually a blog about Anime... you know, those cartoons that Japan makes and have become amazingly popular... everywhere, but since I live in the United States of Asparagus, I'm talking about here.

What's up with Americans anyway? Okay, American white people, we all want to be... other cultures. I still don't get the whole "White Rapper" thing (how is Eminem these days?), and I know plenty of people who want to be Japanese... and I'm one of them! Manga and anime is damn cool!

In this blog, I will be reviewing and... ultimately spoiling all of the animes that you have always wanted to see but never could! How cool is that?
Seriously, I'll do my best not to spoil anything for anyone who actually stumbles across my blog, but since this is my first one, I don't know how to do much, so bear with me for a while.

I have quite an extensive knowledge of animes and mangas since I'm... well... a geek. Don't judge... if you've gotten this far, you're one too. Either that, or your a mental health student who believes that you've found your final thesis subject. Or maybe you're both, who knows?

Since this is my first post (if you don't count all of the times that I accidentally published a mutant version of this post while I was trying to Ctrl+I to italicize), I'll lay down some ground rules.

Since this is a blog... the rules change randomly depending on my whims.

A general rule of thumb is that I am open to criticism, so long as it is; "Awesome! I'm going to give you massive wads of cash for no discernible reason! Keep up the good work!".
Translation: Please don't say anything overly bitchy. Hate mail really sucks.

Granted, I can't actually stop you from posting disgruntled comments, but I can tell you this;
If you do, then I'll... keep on writing! Bwa ha ha ha! How do you like that?! You can't stop me now! I have an account and everything!!
And God help you if you if you misspell something, because I'll just publish a post on your illiteracy.
That's how I roll; complain about a complaint. It's the quickest way to lose a good point in a meaningless scuffle of words and logic-impaired arguments (those are mine, by the way).

... Just what was I talking about? Oh yeah! Rules!

There is also be profanity, okay? I hope you don't mind too much, but if you do, I'm sorry, but since I have an impaired vocabulary, I need to fill in the gaps with swear words, overly complicated words, and misdirection... LOOK! A FLYING COW!
I also have an unfortunate tendency to make up words and try to jam them into situations that no human mind has yet tried to define. Words like "uden-tover" (pronounced "Ooh-den toe-vehr).
Actually, my English teacher made this one up while she was writing my evaluation. I still think it's funny. Gives you an idea of how little purpose there actually is to my life.

Concerning the actual content of the blog (God forbid), there will be all kinds of anime on here... except hentai... for now... fu fu fu...
No, seriously, there will be no animated porn here, though depending on your interpretation of porn, there will be some stuff that might get close.
Those animes are in a category known as "ecchi", meaning... okay, I actually don't really know, and I'm too lazy to haul my mouse clicker over to the search bar, type that word in, and search it, though I have enough energy to type all that shit, not to mention this absurdly long post. Damn, why are you still reading this garbage?

Back to ecchi (like I need an excuse)!
Ecchi is basically soft core porn, consisting of upper torso nudity (of women. I've never seen a male ecchi anime, but I do steer clear of yaoi); no... ahem... insertion. Maybe a little kissing.
Basically, if you're a teenager, or of the male persuasion curious enough to check it out, you'll probably be okay.

I'll warn you before we hit it though, so you'll have plenty of time to flee the country, shave your head, and join a Buddhist monastery.

And that's about all the rules that I can think of right now.

The way the schedule will actually work is that I'll watch an anime movie or several anime episodes a day, then go to bed, leaving the blog post for the next day. And so this'll be the last post you'll ever see from me.

Wait, wait, WAIT, GOD DAMMIT! Stop cheering! This is only my first post!

What'll really happen is that I'll watch the anime, then I'll come on here and... get ready for it... WRITE ABOUT IT!
... Why aren't you all clapping now?

If it's a movie, then I'll fully review it in one or two posts depending on how tired I am.
If it's an anime show though, I'll watch the entire thing, then review it at the end.
You'll get the general layout of the review in my first, oh wait, second post.

There'll be no discernible order to the anime that I watch and review, except at certain points in the near future (on the calender, at least... since the weeks are only a couple of inches apart... it's a visual joke, sorry.), where you will notice a series.

Three more things you should know...

1. I will be doing all of the Hayao Miyazaki (or Miyazaki Hayao) movies, but later on, since I still haven't seen Ponyo yet because I don't, if you want to get strictly technical, have any burning interest in seeing it, but I will... for you.
I'll even be doing ones that (as far as I know), he wasn't involved in, but rather were produced/created by Studio Ghibli like Tales from Earthsea.
Actually, it was Goro Miyazaki (his first (I actually don't know) son) who directed Earthsea, and now the two are not on exactly happy with each other for reasons that you already know or will be explained during that review.

2.
I will not be doing any Naurto or Bleach or whatever animes even an "adult" could name. Not because I think they suck, but rather because I don't really have the time to watch all that. I wouldn't get anything done if I tried now.

That means, for right now, no...

Naruto
Bleach
Full Metal Alchemist
Inuyasha
One Piece
or D. Gray-Man.

Sorry. Maybe later.

3. I'll be pointing you out to sites on the web that let you download anime for free! I'm telling you sites because that way I'll look good supporting a site, and if the FBI comes asking questions, I'm not in any real trouble.
Be forewarned though, one of them isn't exactly... me friendly. I think you need to sign up in order to download half of the stuff there (you'll know what stuff if you have the same problem as me (the stuff you want)), and one of the questions is "What's Uncle Ho's birthday (ex. 000-786-00085)" written in Vietnamese.
Not only do I not know "Uncle" Ho's (Ho Chi Min) birthday, but I don't know what kind of calendar they're using over there in the first place. They have Mediafire folders for a good share of the stuff, though, but when you download it and go to the Audio tab on your player, mentally substitute "Japanese" for "Nederlands" (yes, I know it's not spelled Netherlands).

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll explain it to you in another post, and whether you know what I'm talking about or not, I still recommend LQ (low-quality) downloads (under 100 mb per show). Maybe it's just my computer, but it looks close enough to HQ, and isn't as glitchy.  Plus it's... (duh) smaller.

I just looked at the preview of this post and damn, it's long, so I'll just shut up now, and go... watch anime!

But fear not (or do, I don't care so long as you come back)!
I'll be back to teach you all the wonders of the downloading world, and review my first anime; the classic Ghost in the Shell, which is in the ecchi category for a couple of scenes, but it's Motoko, and she's got a good body, so why are you complaining.
It's also got a little bit of blood, but if you can't handle it, then you shouldn't watch anything else that I label "Mature", cause you're going to have an aneurysm when we hit Elfen Lied.

Also, I'm labeling it "Mature" not for boobs, blood, and guts, but rather for the kind of "Mature" where you can handle the existential crap that Masamune Shirow pulls out in pretty much all of his work.

I could put it under the "Beginners'll Need Aspirin" category if you like... comments...